JUST READ!
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A China pumpkin girl was visiting New York, went
>into a worldwide message center wanting to send an urgent important
>message to her mother in China.
>
>The Italian guy at the counter told her it would
>cost around US$100.
>She exclaimed, " I don't have
>that kind of money,but I will do anything to get a
>message to my mother in China !"
>
>The Italian smiled, arched an eyebrow and asked,
>"Anything?"
>Yes, I promise...anything ! " she said.
>
>With that, the Italian said, " Follow me." He led
>her to the next room and said, " Come in and close the door. "
>
>" Get down on your knees ! " he ordered. She did.
>" Unzip me !" he said.
>She did.
>Then he said, " Go on...take it out. "
>
>She did and grabbed it with both hands excitedly.
>The Italian closed his eyes and & whispered, " Go ahead girl, what
>are you waiting for ?"
>
>Ms China pumpkin girl slowly brought her lips
>closer and said loudly,
>"Hello....hello Ah Ma!!!..can you hear me?!
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Immigration Officer asked Korean Refugee : Name?.
>> > >
>> > > Korean Refugee : Pak Yu
>> > >
>> > > Immigration Officer : Angry......shouted back **** U. Now tell me your full name.
>> > >
>> > > Korean Refugee : PAK YU TU. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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